I am a stand up comedian in North Texas. I have been performing since 2017. I am first an entertainer and second a philosopher and theologian (and lawyer and etc.). I was born in Iowa and raised in El Paso and Houston (Katy). I went to college by Austin (Sothwestern Univ. in Georgetown, Texas). After college I studied theology in Dallas at SMU's Perkins School of Divinity and Christ for the Nations Bible Institute. I attended law school at SMU and own my own law firm specializing in civil litigation. I have five children, one wife, and I like to discuss the debate between evolution versus creationism. My comedy career was spurned on by an offhand comment years ago by a college friend (Jennifer Hay), that I was the funniest person she knew (she may have been intoxicated and/or embellishing at the time, regardless, here I am).
I can do G rated to R rated comedy. I like challenging and testing audiences if possible without forfeiting a good time. Here are the titles of some of my bits: What if God was one of us, Snoopy Doggie Dog owns his own clothes, Falsely accusing my stepdaughter of eating my sandwich, Rubbing their faces in it, Pedophile joke, Counseling, Bathroom arguments, and Slurpee alcoholics.
I am available for hire (and can provide more/other comics upon request). If you are interested, please let me know how long you want me to entertain, the type of event, the makeup of the audience, and any special requests or questions you may have (for instance G rated, or an emphasis on plumbing jokes, etc.).
Most people will tell you that they like long walks in the park. Not me. Call me unconventional, but I prefer short walks in the park. But here’s the thing, I like to do my short walks often, three to four times a day and typically twice a night. So before you “long walkers” start judging me, know this: in total when all the walks are combined, in any given month, I bet I get in more distance from my short walks than your long walks. Think about that you elitist pigs!
Mon | 9:00 am – 4:30 pm | |
Tue | 9:00 am – 4:30 pm | |
Wed | 9:00 am – 4:30 pm | |
Thu | 9:00 am – 4:30 pm | |
Fri | 9:00 am – 4:30 pm | |
Sat | Closed | |
Sun | Closed |